The Hair of Dan

So we've established the issue regarding the evolution of Dan Humphrey's hair, but have we ever thought about Penn Badgley himself?! Guys, it's honestly atrocious...

 Circa 2007-2008, his hair was at its best with its perfect length and color and not too poofy. Great way to start the Gossip Girl era.

However, flash forward to season 4 and 5 and the level of ridiculousness skyrockets. Good God Penn Badgley. You look like you've been sleeping in the woods... 

BUT. Go a little but further ahead into time to the hiatus of filming season 5 to filming season 6.... This, folks, is where things get scary. I don't know what contraband substances were in his bloodstream at the time but this hairstyle guarantees some were present.... You might want to go blind after seeing these pictures... I mean, his paleness but blind you anyway so...

Oh Danny boy, go get yourself a haircut before you become a registered offender. You already screwed everything up by falling in love with Blair when she's fated to be with Chuck. You anger me. 

Atleast the producers made him cut his bush atop his head, or else I think I would have gone mentally insane.

(The girl ain't too cute either....#phailure #gobacktoBlake #ohwait #shesmarried)

XOXO,
The Diabetic