So the Diabetic and I decided to team up on this topic. After many hours of rigorous research and discussion, we decided that it doesn't matter who is the sluttiest, because they are all so freaking perfect, but we decided to share our findings with you all anyways. We have listed every fling, hook up, and relationship that we could think of. Our sincerest apologies if we have forgotten something, but you must remember... this is the Upper East Side, a.k.a. too many hook ups to count.
Serena van der Woodsen
- Sex with Nate at the Shepard wedding
- Dan
- Aaron
- Dan (3x)
- Gabriel
- Carter
- Tripp
- Nate
- Collin
- Ben
- Max
- Sex with Dan at Shepard divorce party
- Steven (bleh)
Nate Archibald
- Blair (2x)
- Catherine
- Vanessa (2x)
- Jenny (excuse us while we vomit)
- Bree Buckley
- Serena
- Lots of one night stands from Chuck’s little black book
- Juliet
- Dianna
- Lola
- Sage (excuse us while we vomit AGAIN)
- Nate
- Sex with Chuck (2x)
- Nate
- Marcus
- Carter
- Nate
- Chuck
- Hate sex with Chuck
- Dan
- Louis
- Dan
- Chuck
Chuck Bass
- Loses virginity to Georgina in the sixth grade #lolz
- Tries to get with Serena and Jenny in the Pilot
- Sex with Blair (2x)
- Numerous random one night stands and prostitutes
- Sleeps with Vanessa
- Blair
- Sleeps with Jenny
- Eva
- Lots of hate sex with Blair
- Chair forever
- Vanessa(2x)
- Serena (3x)
- Georgina
- Olivia
- Vanessa
- Blair
- Asher
- Turns out to be gay #lolz
- Nate
- Damien
- Goes for Nate
- Loses virginity to Chuck
- Dan
- Nate
- Chuck
- Nate
- Dan
- Scott (Dan and Serena’s half-brother)
XOXO,
The ParkerD and The Diabetic
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