Monday, October 15, 2012

Get it Together

Am I the only one who remembers real Charlie (a.k.a. Lola) giving fake Charlie (a.k.a. Ivy) a large sum of money and telling her to "take Lilly down"? Now Ivy has nasty orange hair, her raspy voice is getting worse (I'm pretty sure), and she is living in the loft with Rufus because she had "no place to go". Lola apparently "landed a role in a TV show" and dropped off the face of the planet. But don't worry, Ivy still manages to call Lola to tell her all about her plans to "manipulate and seduce" Rufus.  Ivy then procedes to pretty much rape Rufus and then... well we don't know what happens because IT WASN'T IN EPISODE 2. No one wanted to see them get it on anyway, and I feel horrible for Dan to have to see his father and orange hair like that. I am thoroughly disappointed. 

Also, why did they make Nate become a freaking pedophile. Sage is 17 and looks like an elf. And her dad is dating Serena who is like 3 years older then his daughter, which is just creepy. 

Don't get me started on Bart Bass. I'm pretty sure he died like 3 years ago. Why is he here. 

THEY ARE MAKING BLAIR LOSE. Blair Waldorf doesn't lose. Especially to one of her old minions. 

And now Georgina and Dan are BFFs and Georgina STILL can't dress herself and is still as creepy (if not creepier) as ever. "I thought we agreed you would stop watching me sleep". No one should have to say that. 

This season only has 10 episodes, so they better get there stuff together because there are only 8 episodes left and currently there are about 50 plot lines that have yet to make sense to anyone. 

XOXO
The ParkerD

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