Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Dirty Rotten Scandals: Not SO Rotten After All

I think we all can agree that episode 3 really did have those good gossip girl scandals we all know, crave, and love. Starting out, we see that Ivy is still a bitch. Le duh. Sweetheart, you can't just tell Gossip Girl that Rufus is going to sue his own son, not cool koolaid hair, not cool. And apparently, her and Rufus are now official after their incestual love affair... please excuse me while I vomit everywhere then proceed to jump off a building.

Then we have Serena who is trying to be a mentor to Sage. No offense Serena, but when you were her age, you were a druggy, alcoholic slut. With that being said, I'm not so sure that you are really fit to be a mentor, but I like the enthusiasm. But hey, you successfully got her to strip in front of a bunch of people, so I think you have her headed in the right direction! Lolz.

This episode also provided us with more of ever so fabulous Chair! (That gave me little happy fuzzies inside). The amount of Chair in this episode was just complete perfection. They are just so cute, they make me want to shed a tear of joy :) Too bad that MONKEY FACE (Sage) HAD TO RUIN BLAIR'S FASHION SHOW BY BEING A LITTLE HO AND STRIPPIN' IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, WHICH MEANS THAT BLAIR AND CHUCK WILL HAVE TO BE APART LONGER. I have Sage's noose ready.

Then to add to us having to deal with Sage's sheer insanity, there is butthole Dan who sold his story to Vanity Fair after promising it to Nate! Why would you hurt my boy Nate Archibald, shame on you. Also, DAN you can clearly see that Nelly likes you. She gave you advice and then was like, "You can always stay with me" and then you passed her up for a ho who offered to buy you a drink, and you did this RIGHT IN FRONT OF NELLY. Way to go Dan, you pissed me off twice within a 30 second period. GO DIE IN A HOLE.

This episode was much better then the last two, so hopefully this is a good sign. Maybe the episodes will just continue to get better and better! Us die-hard gg fans can only hope.

XOXO,
The ParkerD

Monday, October 22, 2012

"Dirty Rotten Scandals" Episode 3

Bonjour fellow bloggers. 

So tonight was the 3rd episode of season 6. In my opinion, it has transcended that of prior episodes, but there is room for improvement. Compared to last week, there was much more Chair which made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Okay, more like make unnatural sounds and shrieks of happiness. Words cannot explain my love for the love that Chuck and Blair share. Some may think we invest too many emotions in fictitious relationships, but in the words of some idiot I do not know the name of, "Yolo". Chair until I die.

On a later note, Serena looked pretty fantastic as usual. Her wardrobe and hair are to die for although she needs to dump Steven with weights around his ankles into a highly polluted river. But Sage. Oh dear Sage. Where do I begin? Sage is already a life ruiner at the age of 17, although she looks about 12. Not only is she a total biotch, but she's stealing away Nate. Nate, unfairly attractive Nathaniel Archibald. WHY ON EARTH DID YOU CHOOSE SAGE. After all, she's named after a freakin' spice. I'm almost positive sage tastes gross, too. Nate needs a good slap in the face to force him to realize he's leading his life down the toilet faster than when Serena was in her old high school party days and had her dealer on speed dial. Nate, for the sake of your devout, loving fans, ditch the biznitch. You and Serena were meant for each other. 

However, in tonight's episode, Serena did show some authority over Sage. I wouldn't mess with SVDW if I were Sage.... Serena always wins because she's about ten levels hotter than everyone else. (except Chuck and Nate)....

But let's not forget Rufus and Ivy..... Where do I even begin??? It's repulsive beyond measure. Burnt koolaid-hair just needs to leave or shave off her head. I'm not sure which one would bring me more pleasure. 
This show has some serious age problems. I mean, Sereven AND Nage AND Rivy?!?!? It's just plain nasty. Get with people your own age people, give or take a couple of years. 

I was satisfied with the Chair moments but they weren't hot enough! Hopefully next week's episode will display intense Chair scenes that we can GIF the crap out of. In addition, I think we all agreed that Queen B is preggers since she passed out. It's debatable, but we want a baby Bass so bad that I'm ready to jump to conclusions. 

I refuse to comment on Sage's little trick at B's fashion show because I hate her too much and I couldn't care less. I'll get rid of her myself if Serena and Blair don't take her down next episode. 

So basically, tonight's episode was better which leads me to believe that they will just keep getting better. They have to. Only 7 left....7..... 

Agenda: 
  1. Exile Sage and Steven
  2. Get Serena back with Nate (or even Dan... anyone but Steven)
  3. Put Ivy on a deserted island with nothing but some scissors to cut off her nasty orange hair
  4. Make sure Chuck and Blair live happily ever after <3 <3
  5. Find some way to make sure Gossip Girl never ever ends because I don't know what we're going to do with our lives after these last 7 episodes

We can't wait to be done with you, you 17 year old biznitch-named-after-a-spice.


 So many insanely adorable Chair scenes. Makes me incredibly happy. <3. WE NEED A WEDDING AND A BABY BASS!!! PRONTO.  


 Annnddddd Serena is still perfect. Le duh.
He's wayyyy too attractive to keep calm.


Until next time,


XOXO,
The Diabetic

Little Prince Louis

My dog recently had 8 puppies, and since I love gossip girl, I names one Prince Louis. Even though I hate the real Gossip Girl Prince Louis because he is evil, we all must salute him for letting chair reunite. 

He loves pinecones :)




Father son picture, totes adorbs. 


I love my lil Princey :)

XOXO, 
The ParkerD

Getting Published

Dear my fellow bloggers,
I'm pleased to announce that I will be writing an editorial for the upcoming school newspaper on none other than our dear Gossip Girl.  I will (obviously) be interviewing you authors, and this very blog will be mentioned.  Therefore, be aware that every member of the Upper School will know about us.  Do what you need to do in terms of cleanin' it up a little bit.
This being said, what makes us fun is our sass. We don't have to eliminate anything the least bit scandalous at all, basically just don't say anything too graphic.  So far, we're good.  Sex references are by no means off limits.
Get pumped. Get organized. Get ready.
#famous
XOXO,
   The Maneater

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Not Gone.

OMGeezerzzz guyz. 24 hours until episode 3.

I KNOW for a fact it will be better. There's only 8 left.

Let us pray to the gods of Gossip Girl that there is plenty of Chair, sexxaayyyy Nathaniel Archibald, and absolutely no Sage and Steven (...like no). Oh and don't forget the fantastic wardrobe of Serena van der Woodsen!

There's a couple more days of filming, but Ed and Leighton are done, and the series wrap party took place last night at the Palace Hotel. I don't know about you guys, but seeing all these "Goodbye Gossip Girl" tumblr photo sets is breaking my heart into a trillion little pieces. Then, after seeing, anything else saying "series finale" those trillion little pieces of my heart are being further destroyed.

What the hellicopter are we going to do. December 10th will be the apocalypse.

I shall leave you tonight with a few of the best-of-the-best gifs of the greatest era of our lives.

And anyone who utters or even thinks the words "Goodbye Gossip Girl" will be exiled.







Can I be that piece of toast......










The level of fantasticness (Yes. I am aware that that is not a word) of SVDW makes me want to throw on that Herve Leger from the back of my closet and sip on a martini until I feel worthy enough to exist on the same planet.


I recommend watching Chuck and Blair bloopers.... Highly recommend it. 




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Pretty sure these two fine men should be put in jail for their level of sexiness.
That jail being my bedroom.
Trapped.
Forever.
o_O







They're not gone, nor will they ever be. 
Gossip Girl for life.

XOXO,
The Diabetic
(P.S. Don't forget our twitter account thanks to The Blonde!!!)

Saturday, October 20, 2012

WE GOT A TWITTER

So we got a twitter, pretty exciting right. You can find us @msgossipgirls or just click the link.

https://twitter.com/MSGossipGirls

XOXO,
The Mississippi Gossip Girls

CHAIR FO EVA

A little dedication to the beauty that is Chair. 

Get it you sexy thangs.  
I was pretty sure my life was over during this scene.  


I think we all shed a tear on this one. 

XOXO, 
The ParkerD


Friday, October 19, 2012

I Can't Do It

Dear readers,

Today was the last day of Gossip Girl filming.

Excuse while I drown in my own tears.







Let these last 8 weeks be filled with obsessive blogging and love of Gossip Girl. I don't know what I'm going to do with my life after this is over. 
Gossip Girl.... don't go.... ;(

XOXO,
The Diabetic



Sage...

Thought this was quite humorous.


Well glad to know that she is a man who is apparently wise?
Maybe she will succeed in her plans to destroy Serena and Steve's relationship and can prove that she can live up to her name. The wise man named Sage.

XOXO,
The Codster

p.s. Sage's little monkey heart can't take on the Upper East side (AKA. Blaire, Chuck, Nate, Serena, and the whole lot).

Thursday, October 18, 2012

The Hair of Dan

So we've established the issue regarding the evolution of Dan Humphrey's hair, but have we ever thought about Penn Badgley himself?! Guys, it's honestly atrocious...

 Circa 2007-2008, his hair was at its best with its perfect length and color and not too poofy. Great way to start the Gossip Girl era.

However, flash forward to season 4 and 5 and the level of ridiculousness skyrockets. Good God Penn Badgley. You look like you've been sleeping in the woods... 

BUT. Go a little but further ahead into time to the hiatus of filming season 5 to filming season 6.... This, folks, is where things get scary. I don't know what contraband substances were in his bloodstream at the time but this hairstyle guarantees some were present.... You might want to go blind after seeing these pictures... I mean, his paleness but blind you anyway so...


Oh Danny boy, go get yourself a haircut before you become a registered offender. You already screwed everything up by falling in love with Blair when she's fated to be with Chuck. You anger me. 

Atleast the producers made him cut his bush atop his head, or else I think I would have gone mentally insane.

(The girl ain't too cute either....#phailure #gobacktoBlake #ohwait #shesmarried)

XOXO,
The Diabetic

Who is the Sluttiest of Them All?


So the Diabetic and I decided to team up on this topic. After many hours of rigorous research and discussion, we decided that it doesn't matter who is the sluttiest, because they are all so freaking perfect, but we decided to share our findings with you all anyways. We have listed every fling, hook up, and relationship that we could think of. Our sincerest apologies if we have forgotten something, but you must remember... this is the Upper East Side, a.k.a. too many hook ups to count. 

Serena van der Woodsen

  • Sex with Nate at the Shepard wedding
  • Dan 
  • Aaron 
  • Dan (3x)
  • Gabriel
  • Carter
  • Tripp
  • Nate
  • Collin
  • Ben
  • Max
  • Sex with Dan at Shepard divorce party
  • Steven (bleh)

Nate Archibald
  • Blair (2x)
  • Catherine
  • Vanessa (2x)
  • Jenny (excuse us while we vomit) 
  • Bree Buckley 
  • Serena
  • Lots of one night stands from Chuck’s little black book
  • Juliet
  • Dianna 
  • Lola 
  • Sage (excuse us while we vomit AGAIN)

Blair Waldorf
  • Nate
  • Sex with Chuck (2x)
  • Nate
  • Marcus
  • Carter
  • Nate
  • Chuck
  • Hate sex with Chuck
  • Dan
  • Louis
  • Dan 
  • Chuck

Chuck Bass
  • Loses virginity to Georgina in the sixth grade #lolz
  • Tries to get with Serena and Jenny in the Pilot
  • Sex with Blair (2x)
  • Numerous random one night stands and prostitutes
  • Sleeps with Vanessa 
  • Blair
  • Sleeps with Jenny
  • Eva
  • Lots of hate sex with Blair
  • Chair forever


Dan Humphrey
  • Vanessa(2x)
  • Serena (3x)
  • Georgina
  • Olivia
  • Vanessa
  • Blair

Jenny Humphrey (Little J)
 
  • Asher 
  • Turns out to be gay #lolz
  • Nate
  • Damien
  • Goes for Nate
  • Loses virginity to Chuck

Vanessa Abrahams
  • Dan
  • Nate
  • Chuck
  • Nate
  • Dan
  • Scott (Dan and Serena’s half-brother)


XOXO, 
The ParkerD and The Diabetic

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Late Night Posts Because Sleep Is For The Weak...

Well hey there. Nobody has posted in a while so I thought I'd take a crack at it. Seeing as we only have two months left of new GG material, we have got to post anything and everything we can find. I read the words "series finale" and "Gossip Girl" in the same sentence and my head started pounding and my heart sank to the bottom of the ocean. It can't be happening already!!! I just wish we hadn't been so young when it all began so we could have had 6 YEARS of this hype instead of 10 months.

Anyway, I come bearing GIFS (hahahahhaha get it...?) of the studly men and perfect women of GG.

Leggo.
 Where it all began... Constance and St. Jude's ;( I can honestly say I thought the first two seasons were the best. Everyone pulled off their uniforms so well and blended their own taste. Simply marvelous.  
 I think we can all agree that this is our ultimate attitude towards Sage and Steven....



 Pretty sure that's a sponge, Blair....

 I could never keep a straight face as Nate Archibald stared at me... Serena's got a heart of stone.

Y'all. Today, some people thought it would be okay to wear big t shirts and tights to school... The first thing I thought of was Blair yelling at some Constance girl in season 2 because she wore tights as pants.
TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS.
Oh and we should plan a nairtini attack on someone...





 The only Chair moment from this week... -___-

Anyone else remember when Chuck was sitting in Blair's room in her robe casually eating macaroons? We all know what he wanted.... 


But as we lead on our boring, normal lives we can always remember we have Gossip Girl to put purpose in our existence. <3 




Oh the things you'll find on Tumblr... Bad Luck Nate. ¡En espaƱol! Perfecta. it also helps that this is freaking hilarious. Poor Nate lost Blair to Chuck. But he can always have meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Sweet dreams fellow Gossip Girls and stay alert during this tornado watch (lolz)


XOXO,
The Diabetic