Goodbye Gossip Girl

The show deserves a final goodbye...

We love you, GG. Thanks for everything. 

Especially Chuck Bass and Nate Archibald.

XOXO,

The Diabetic and others

#neglectedblog #sosad

This makes me sad

Straight up neglected this blog.

Sadness.

Dirty Rotten Scandals: Not SO Rotten After All

I think we all can agree that episode 3 really did have those good gossip girl scandals we all know, crave, and love. Starting out, we see that Ivy is still a bitch. Le duh. Sweetheart, you can't just tell Gossip Girl that Rufus is going to sue his own son, not cool koolaid hair, not cool. And apparently, her and Rufus are now official after their incestual love affair... please excuse me while I vomit everywhere then proceed to jump off a building.

Then we have Serena who is trying to be a mentor to Sage. No offense Serena, but when you were her age, you were a druggy, alcoholic slut. With that being said, I'm not so sure that you are really fit to be a mentor, but I like the enthusiasm. But hey, you successfully got her to strip in front of a bunch of people, so I think you have her headed in the right direction! Lolz.

This episode also provided us with more of ever so fabulous Chair! (That gave me little happy fuzzies inside). The amount of Chair in this episode was just complete perfection. They are just so cute, they make me want to shed a tear of joy :) Too bad that MONKEY FACE (Sage) HAD TO RUIN BLAIR'S FASHION SHOW BY BEING A LITTLE HO AND STRIPPIN' IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, WHICH MEANS THAT BLAIR AND CHUCK WILL HAVE TO BE APART LONGER. I have Sage's noose ready.

Then to add to us having to deal with Sage's sheer insanity, there is butthole Dan who sold his story to Vanity Fair after promising it to Nate! Why would you hurt my boy Nate Archibald, shame on you. Also, DAN you can clearly see that Nelly likes you. She gave you advice and then was like, "You can always stay with me" and then you passed her up for a ho who offered to buy you a drink, and you did this RIGHT IN FRONT OF NELLY. Way to go Dan, you pissed me off twice within a 30 second period. GO DIE IN A HOLE.

This episode was much better then the last two, so hopefully this is a good sign. Maybe the episodes will just continue to get better and better! Us die-hard gg fans can only hope.

XOXO,
The ParkerD

"Dirty Rotten Scandals" Episode 3

Bonjour fellow bloggers. 

So tonight was the 3rd episode of season 6. In my opinion, it has transcended that of prior episodes, but there is room for improvement. Compared to last week, there was much more Chair which made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Okay, more like make unnatural sounds and shrieks of happiness. Words cannot explain my love for the love that Chuck and Blair share. Some may think we invest too many emotions in fictitious relationships, but in the words of some idiot I do not know the name of, "Yolo". Chair until I die.

On a later note, Serena looked pretty fantastic as usual. Her wardrobe and hair are to die for although she needs to dump Steven with weights around his ankles into a highly polluted river. But Sage. Oh dear Sage. Where do I begin? Sage is already a life ruiner at the age of 17, although she looks about 12. Not only is she a total biotch, but she's stealing away Nate. Nate, unfairly attractive Nathaniel Archibald. WHY ON EARTH DID YOU CHOOSE SAGE. After all, she's named after a freakin' spice. I'm almost positive sage tastes gross, too. Nate needs a good slap in the face to force him to realize he's leading his life down the toilet faster than when Serena was in her old high school party days and had her dealer on speed dial. Nate, for the sake of your devout, loving fans, ditch the biznitch. You and Serena were meant for each other. 

However, in tonight's episode, Serena did show some authority over Sage. I wouldn't mess with SVDW if I were Sage.... Serena always wins because she's about ten levels hotter than everyone else. (except Chuck and Nate)....

But let's not forget Rufus and Ivy..... Where do I even begin??? It's repulsive beyond measure. Burnt koolaid-hair just needs to leave or shave off her head. I'm not sure which one would bring me more pleasure. 

This show has some serious age problems. I mean, Sereven AND Nage AND Rivy?!?!? It's just plain nasty. Get with people your own age people, give or take a couple of years. 

I was satisfied with the Chair moments but they weren't hot enough! Hopefully next week's episode will display intense Chair scenes that we can GIF the crap out of. In addition, I think we all agreed that Queen B is preggers since she passed out. It's debatable, but we want a baby Bass so bad that I'm ready to jump to conclusions. 

I refuse to comment on Sage's little trick at B's fashion show because I hate her too much and I couldn't care less. I'll get rid of her myself if Serena and Blair don't take her down next episode. 

So basically, tonight's episode was better which leads me to believe that they will just keep getting better. They have to. Only 7 left....7..... 

Agenda: 

1. Exile Sage and Steven
2. Get Serena back with Nate (or even Dan... anyone but Steven)
3. Put Ivy on a deserted island with nothing but some scissors to cut off her nasty orange hair
4. Make sure Chuck and Blair live happily ever after <3 <3
5. Find some way to make sure Gossip Girl never ever ends because I don't know what we're going to do with our lives after these last 7 episodes

We can't wait to be done with you, you 17 year old biznitch-named-after-a-spice.

 So many insanely adorable Chair scenes. Makes me incredibly happy. <3. WE NEED A WEDDING AND A BABY BASS!!! PRONTO.  

 Annnddddd Serena is still perfect. Le duh.

He's wayyyy too attractive to keep calm.

Until next time,

XOXO,

The Diabetic

Little Prince Louis

My dog recently had 8 puppies, and since I love gossip girl, I names one Prince Louis. Even though I hate the real Gossip Girl Prince Louis because he is evil, we all must salute him for letting chair reunite. 

He loves pinecones :)

Father son picture, totes adorbs. 

I love my lil Princey :)

XOXO, 

The ParkerD

Getting Published

Dear my fellow bloggers,
I'm pleased to announce that I will be writing an editorial for the upcoming school newspaper on none other than our dear Gossip Girl.  I will (obviously) be interviewing you authors, and this very blog will be mentioned.  Therefore, be aware that every member of the Upper School will know about us.  Do what you need to do in terms of cleanin' it up a little bit.
This being said, what makes us fun is our sass. We don't have to eliminate anything the least bit scandalous at all, basically just don't say anything too graphic.  So far, we're good.  Sex references are by no means off limits.
Get pumped. Get organized. Get ready.
#famous
XOXO,
   The Maneater

Not Gone.

OMGeezerzzz guyz. 24 hours until episode 3.

I KNOW for a fact it will be better. There's only 8 left.

Let us pray to the gods of Gossip Girl that there is plenty of Chair, sexxaayyyy Nathaniel Archibald, and absolutely no Sage and Steven (...like no). Oh and don't forget the fantastic wardrobe of Serena van der Woodsen!

There's a couple more days of filming, but Ed and Leighton are done, and the series wrap party took place last night at the Palace Hotel. I don't know about you guys, but seeing all these "Goodbye Gossip Girl" tumblr photo sets is breaking my heart into a trillion little pieces. Then, after seeing, anything else saying "series finale" those trillion little pieces of my heart are being further destroyed.

What the hellicopter are we going to do. December 10th will be the apocalypse.

I shall leave you tonight with a few of the best-of-the-best gifs of the greatest era of our lives.

And anyone who utters or even thinks the words "Goodbye Gossip Girl" will be exiled.

Can I be that piece of toast......










The level of fantasticness (Yes. I am aware that that is not a word) of SVDW makes me want to throw on that Herve Leger from the back of my closet and sip on a martini until I feel worthy enough to exist on the same planet.

I recommend watching Chuck and Blair bloopers.... Highly recommend it. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM7yeTOI55g&feature=related

  

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Pretty sure these two fine men should be put in jail for their level of sexiness.
That jail being my bedroom.
Trapped.
Forever.
o_O

They're not gone, nor will they ever be. 

Gossip Girl for life.

XOXO,

The Diabetic

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