I think we all can agree that episode 3 really did have those good gossip girl scandals we all know, crave, and love. Starting out, we see that Ivy is still a bitch. Le duh. Sweetheart, you can't just tell Gossip Girl that Rufus is going to sue his own son, not cool koolaid hair, not cool. And apparently, her and Rufus are now official after their incestual love affair... please excuse me while I vomit everywhere then proceed to jump off a building.
Then we have Serena who is trying to be a mentor to Sage. No offense Serena, but when you were her age, you were a druggy, alcoholic slut. With that being said, I'm not so sure that you are really fit to be a mentor, but I like the enthusiasm. But hey, you successfully got her to strip in front of a bunch of people, so I think you have her headed in the right direction! Lolz.
This episode also provided us with more of ever so fabulous Chair! (That gave me little happy fuzzies inside). The amount of Chair in this episode was just complete perfection. They are just so cute, they make me want to shed a tear of joy :) Too bad that MONKEY FACE (Sage) HAD TO RUIN BLAIR'S FASHION SHOW BY BEING A LITTLE HO AND STRIPPIN' IN FRONT OF EVERYONE, WHICH MEANS THAT BLAIR AND CHUCK WILL HAVE TO BE APART LONGER. I have Sage's noose ready.
Then to add to us having to deal with Sage's sheer insanity, there is butthole Dan who sold his story to Vanity Fair after promising it to Nate! Why would you hurt my boy Nate Archibald, shame on you. Also, DAN you can clearly see that Nelly likes you. She gave you advice and then was like, "You can always stay with me" and then you passed her up for a ho who offered to buy you a drink, and you did this RIGHT IN FRONT OF NELLY. Way to go Dan, you pissed me off twice within a 30 second period. GO DIE IN A HOLE.
This episode was much better then the last two, so hopefully this is a good sign. Maybe the episodes will just continue to get better and better! Us die-hard gg fans can only hope.
XOXO,
The ParkerD
Mississippi Gossip Girls
Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Monday, October 22, 2012
Little Prince Louis
My dog recently had 8 puppies, and since I love gossip girl, I names one Prince Louis. Even though I hate the real Gossip Girl Prince Louis because he is evil, we all must salute him for letting chair reunite.
He loves pinecones :) |
Father son picture, totes adorbs. |
I love my lil Princey :)
XOXO,
The ParkerD
Getting Published
Dear my fellow bloggers,
I'm pleased to announce that I will be writing an editorial for the upcoming school newspaper on none other than our dear Gossip Girl. I will (obviously) be interviewing you authors, and this very blog will be mentioned. Therefore, be aware that every member of the Upper School will know about us. Do what you need to do in terms of cleanin' it up a little bit.
This being said, what makes us fun is our sass. We don't have to eliminate anything the least bit scandalous at all, basically just don't say anything too graphic. So far, we're good. Sex references are by no means off limits.
Get pumped. Get organized. Get ready.
#famous
XOXO,
The Maneater
I'm pleased to announce that I will be writing an editorial for the upcoming school newspaper on none other than our dear Gossip Girl. I will (obviously) be interviewing you authors, and this very blog will be mentioned. Therefore, be aware that every member of the Upper School will know about us. Do what you need to do in terms of cleanin' it up a little bit.
This being said, what makes us fun is our sass. We don't have to eliminate anything the least bit scandalous at all, basically just don't say anything too graphic. So far, we're good. Sex references are by no means off limits.
Get pumped. Get organized. Get ready.
#famous
XOXO,
The Maneater
Saturday, October 20, 2012
WE GOT A TWITTER
So we got a twitter, pretty exciting right. You can find us @msgossipgirls or just click the link.
https://twitter.com/MSGossipGirls
XOXO,
The Mississippi Gossip Girls
https://twitter.com/MSGossipGirls
XOXO,
The Mississippi Gossip Girls
CHAIR FO EVA
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A little dedication to the beauty that is Chair. |
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Get it you sexy thangs. |
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I was pretty sure my life was over during this scene. |
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I think we all shed a tear on this one. |
XOXO,
The ParkerD
Friday, October 19, 2012
Sage...
Thought this was quite humorous.
Well glad to know that she is a man who is apparently wise?
Maybe she will succeed in her plans to destroy Serena and Steve's relationship and can prove that she can live up to her name. The wise man named Sage.
XOXO,
The Codster
p.s. Sage's little monkey heart can't take on the Upper East side (AKA. Blaire, Chuck, Nate, Serena, and the whole lot).
Well glad to know that she is a man who is apparently wise?
Maybe she will succeed in her plans to destroy Serena and Steve's relationship and can prove that she can live up to her name. The wise man named Sage.
XOXO,
The Codster
p.s. Sage's little monkey heart can't take on the Upper East side (AKA. Blaire, Chuck, Nate, Serena, and the whole lot).
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Who is the Sluttiest of Them All?
So the Diabetic and I decided to team up on this topic. After many hours of rigorous research and discussion, we decided that it doesn't matter who is the sluttiest, because they are all so freaking perfect, but we decided to share our findings with you all anyways. We have listed every fling, hook up, and relationship that we could think of. Our sincerest apologies if we have forgotten something, but you must remember... this is the Upper East Side, a.k.a. too many hook ups to count.
Serena van der Woodsen
- Sex with Nate at the Shepard wedding
- Dan
- Aaron
- Dan (3x)
- Gabriel
- Carter
- Tripp
- Nate
- Collin
- Ben
- Max
- Sex with Dan at Shepard divorce party
- Steven (bleh)
- Blair (2x)
- Catherine
- Vanessa (2x)
- Jenny (excuse us while we vomit)
- Bree Buckley
- Serena
- Lots of one night stands from Chuck’s little black book
- Juliet
- Dianna
- Lola
- Sage (excuse us while we vomit AGAIN)
- Nate
- Sex with Chuck (2x)
- Nate
- Marcus
- Carter
- Nate
- Chuck
- Hate sex with Chuck
- Dan
- Louis
- Dan
- Chuck
Chuck Bass
- Loses virginity to Georgina in the sixth grade #lolz
- Tries to get with Serena and Jenny in the Pilot
- Sex with Blair (2x)
- Numerous random one night stands and prostitutes
- Sleeps with Vanessa
- Blair
- Sleeps with Jenny
- Eva
- Lots of hate sex with Blair
- Chair forever
- Vanessa(2x)
- Serena (3x)
- Georgina
- Olivia
- Vanessa
- Blair
- Asher
- Turns out to be gay #lolz
- Nate
- Damien
- Goes for Nate
- Loses virginity to Chuck
- Dan
- Nate
- Chuck
- Nate
- Dan
- Scott (Dan and Serena’s half-brother)
XOXO,
The ParkerD and The Diabetic
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